why are you even here

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

oprahsmom:

My ex keeps texting me what his plans are for the night like cool thanks for letting me know exactly where I can avoid you??¿?

oprahsmom:

My ex keeps texting me what his plans are for the night like cool thanks for letting me know exactly where I can avoid you??¿?

demidamage:

Credits to the right owner.

demidamage:

Credits to the right owner.

timemagazine:

From Buffy to Bella, see how culture’s biggest vampires rank on our sexy-vs.-scary scale.
white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo
ring-around-the-robin:

Who is he

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

instagrarn:

I had a nightmare that school started oh god