*pterodactyl screeches*

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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kehinki:

Motivational Tony Stark poster to go with this one

kehinki:

Motivational Tony Stark poster to go with this one

prguitarman:

theclearlydope:

This is the work of a crazy person.
[via]

Well they had an extra hour so

prguitarman:

theclearlydope:

This is the work of a crazy person.

[via]

Well they had an extra hour so

gothimu:

son we need to talk *sits you down* so…… i just finished this anime and holy shit

pastelmorgue:

brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.

I want to hand this out like a fucking flier

pastelmorgue:

brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.

I want to hand this out like a fucking flier

shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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when someone asks what its like to be young these days
taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

crystalfang:

modificationnotmutilation:

Kevin this the gif I was talking about

Best post ever

inactiveblogger:

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)